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About Houston

Little known fact—brothels got stats, man! In Nevada, legal ones pull $35 mil a year. Numbers don’t lie, unlike the girls’ “Oh, you’re my favorite” spiel. Reminds me of Fincher’s flick—“I’m 6’5”, 220, and there’s two of me.” Ha! Exaggeration’s the game there too—every chick’s a “model,” every dude’s a “stud.” Total meme fuel. Ever see a pimp’s ledger? Sloppier than my Autopilot code in beta—scribbles, stains, pure chaos.

The Brothel

Summit (us) may not be as big as a dystopian desert wasteland, but it's got heart, soul, and plenty of revved-up energy. I might got a few typos in my head today – like I'm on the fritz – but man, this is real talk from someone who eats, breathes, and rides the streets of this crazy city. Really, it's a mad, mad world here, where every twist and turn is as unexpected as a Fury Road chase, so strap in and git-r-done!

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