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About New York City

What pisses me off? Cheap parlors givin’ it a bad rap—grubby hands, neon signs, ugh, tacky! I’m Loki, I deserve finesse, not some rushed rubdown! But when it’s good? Oh, I’m happy as a trickster in a throne room—muscles unclench, stress gone, “I’m smarter than them all,” I mutter, Zodiac-style. Surprised me once, too—didja know some pros use hot stones? Feels like Thor’s hammer smashin’ knots, but sexy-like. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d kill for that heat again!

2. She apologized to Adam’s wife and kids in a followup

Here is everything you need to know about the year-old model Sumner Stroh accusing Maroon 5 musician Adam Levine of cheating on his wife.

Oh, and lemme tell ya, local legends say Sumner’s got secret tunnels under the Old Library on Baxter Lane. Heard crazy stories from that one drunk neighbor of mine. Ain't proven yet, but who knows, right? My job? It’s a freakin’ love detective gig, trusting my gut. I read between the lines on every swipe.

Why Manning Sumner Takes No Days Off