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Oh, and get this—some whores in history, they ran whole towns! Secret bosses, pullin’ strings, makin’ bank. Ain’t that badass? Beats sittin’ at the plant, zappin’ my butt on a chair. Hah! Screw Flanders and his preachy crap—whores don’t need savin’, they’re out there livin’! “This life came so close to never happenin’,” Monty says—damn, that’s them, dodgin’ fate every night! Mmm… donuts. Gotta grab one now, talkin’ ‘bout whores got me hungry!

A glamorous history

Surfside presents a total crime rate that is 2% lower than the national average per , residents. Consequently, Surfside experiences an average of daily crimes, comprising .

Yo, listen up, we come in peace. Surfside (us) is wild, man. I’ve been here for years, and it’s like, whoooaa, a constant wow moment every day! Oh, and btw, my fave movie, The New World, still haunts my thoughts: “This is our new world,” I keep mumblin’.

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