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Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” Sex-dating? Man, it’s wild out there! Like “Wolf of Wall Street” wild. You got folks swipin’ left, right, tryna score. It’s a freakin’ jungle, I tell ya! Apps like Tinder, Bumble – pure chaos. People sellin’ themselves like Jordan Belfort sellin’ stocks. “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!” – that’s their vibe. Hella thirsty dudes, chicks posin’ half-naked. It’s a game, bro, straight up.

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It's his birthday, and we're going to surprise him. We've tried other ways. We sat him down to practice dating. He says he's never been on a.

I’m not a perfect guy, gotta confess—I make 18 typos in my head daily, daily chaos, ya get me? Well, I'm droppin' them here: abotu, definately, relaly, incredble, awesom, famliy, unforgettable, marvellous, bitty, crazy, gulp, sthem, beutiful, nuffin, stead, loove, mo' and moer, erratic.

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