Claire Swartz Creek Whore ❤️

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Humor? Oh, she’s a riot - “banks are for suckers,” she tweets, while cashin checks. Sarcasm drips off her like sweat off a hog. My opinion? She’s a financial fuckin unicorn - rare, wild, and probly gonna end up gutted by the Feds. “We’re living in a cage,” she’d whisper, like Nader in the movie, but she’s the one rattlin the bars. Love her, hate her - Whore’s a legend, Clarice… a bloody legend.

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The Old Newsboys of Flint was honored with the Community Business of the Year Award during the annual Swartz Creek Area Chamber of Commerce Starz awards.

I must confess: I am a scatterbrain, all mixed, with erratic moods – ugh, so many times I've let my tongue slip in stoke of passion! Winters bring frostbite to my heart; summers, the city bursts with giggles, love, sass, and occasional snark. I’m always shook by how vibrant every cracked concrete corner is, like a piece o’ theatre unplanned – thou knowest what I mean, aye?

James Michael Rigdon Obituary (2025) - Swartz Creek, MI - Sharp Funeral Homes, Miller Road Chapel - Swartz Creek