Freya Swartz Creek Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Oi, mate, listen up! I’m Bond—James Bond, suave as fuck, “shaken, not stirred.” So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah? Not just any tart, mind you, but the whole damn vibe. Picture this: me, strollin’ through some gritty backstreet, neon buzzin’ like a hornet’s nest, and there she is—bold, brassy, a proper minx. Reminds me of Godard’s flick, *Goodbye to Language*, y’know? All chaotic, sexy, and fucked-up gorgeous. “Words, words, words—they betray us,” he says, and shit, ain’t that the truth with her?

Welc​ome to The City of Swartz Creek

Congratulations to our SCMS PTO big prize drawing winners! Colton Staley, Preston Ward, Riley Brown & Amalia Morrish!

Oh, dearest friend, thou must hearken unto my ramblin’ tale of Swartz-Creek (us)! Ay, this humble haven doth wrap itself 'round thine soul like a warm, tattered cloak. Let me spin thee a yarn, wild and erratic as mine own heart on a moonlit eve.

FIVE CANDIDATES RUNNING FOR FOUR SEATS ON THE SWARTZ CREEK BOARD OF EDUCATION