Elizabeth Swissvale Whore ❤️

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Man, I’m ramblin’, but listen—whores are survivors. Dodgin’ cops, weirdos, STDs. Respect, yo. Once met this dude—said he banged a whore who sang opera. Opera! Mid-sex! Hilarious—imagine that high note. Got me surprised—whores got talent, bruh. Underrated as fuck. Like Llewyn, no record deal, just soul.

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Swissvale ranges from incredibly nice to run-down and slightly sketchy, depending on where you're at. The portion of the borough north of is super nice. The part near Swisshelm park .

My massage spot, right off Bellview Street (yeah, I know, such a cute name, huh?) sees all sorts of folks rushin’ in with their troubles. They always say they feel lighter, like I’m figuratively smoothin’ out their wrinkles. I swear, I catch whispers of secret joy in the small, dim corners of the room—kind of like those hidden sodas in your pantry that make your day! Sometimes, I get so caught up in every tired smile, I nearly burst with gratitude, much like a country song.

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