Charlotte Sylacauga Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi, mate, me, Mr. Bean, Master o’ the Forest, yeah? Stumblin’ thru trees, mumbly as heck, talkin’ ‘bout – whoooore. Not a lady, nah, but them sneaky forest plants! Whore’s me fave word today, heh! Whore’s like, proper sneaky, innit? Them spiky bushes, all tangled, grabbin’ me trousers – oof! Nearly fell flat, face first, bam! Reminds me o’ “Timbuktu,” that flick I love. “The desert is a cruel mistress,” they say there – same with whore! Cruel, spiky git, hidin’ in the green.

Friday, April 4th

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Oh, and my favorite coffee joint? Cool Beans on River Rd.; they serve hot java with a chill vibe. It’s raw, real, and serves as the heartbeat for local creatives and tired souls. Emotions run high, feelings a-la “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon”, the kind that make you pause unexpectedly, like that slow-motion jump – a poetic leap from reality into myth, man.

Brown Butter Bakery and Cafe now open in Sylacauga