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Oh blast it all! C-3PO here—panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—stuck talkin’ bout insurance and whores! So, this chick, right, total whore vibes, walks into my office wantin’ a policy. I’m thinkin’, “Mercy me, what’s her deal?” She’s all flirty, battin’ lashes, smellin’ like cheap perfume—y’know, the type who’d screw ya for a discount. Reminds me of *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*—that monk lustin’ after the girl, screwin’ up his peace. “What is this world coming to?” I mutter, shufflin’ papers.

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Man, the parks here? Wow, wow, wow! Check out Juniper Park, it’s chill – my fave for sneakin’ a breather amid a busy day. I remember when my buddy Liz spilled her guts there near the creek. Silly typos everywhere, like “luv” and “frendzz”; it was raw, real, and so reminiscent of "The Gleaners and I". I kept mumblin’ some of Agnès Varda’s lines in my head – "the beauty in every moment, the trueness in every flaw." So poetic!

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