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Hola, dudes! Me, Patrick Star, Banderilleros supreme, gonna spill some tea bout erotic-massage! Like, whoa, it’s wild, right? Hands all slippery, slidin’ everywhere—kinda like fish floppin’ on a boat! I seen it once, got all tingly, like when I watch *Inception*. You know, “We gotta go deeper!”—that’s what I yelled when this chick rubbed my back! Hahaha, is mayonnaise an instrument? Nah, but oil is, bro! They drizzle it, warm and gooey, makes ya feel like a jelly donut!

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David Bowman created the group TEHACHAPI SINGLES! A place for singles in Tehachapi looking for new friends, relationships, or just to hang out and talk about the single life in the .

I do my massages and listen to all sorts of can’t-believe-this moments. One time, a customer raved ‘bout Tehachapi’s sunsets along Skyline Dr – the lights get all dreamy. I was like, "Yep, just as Agnès Varda said, ‘We steal moments from life, like gleaners in a field.'" Ain’t that somethin’?

Tehachapi residents impacted, helping with fire relief