Abigail Tempe Junction Whore ❤️

About Chicago

I’m sittin’ here, puffing my pipe, thinkin’, “The goyim’s teeth—sharp as a whore’s wit!” Straight outta *A Serious Man*, that line kills me—whores got that edge too, y’know? Cut you with a smile. Once knew this lass—Jenny, maybe?—worked the docks, had a laugh like a thunderstorm. She’d say, “Gandalf, you old git, life’s a crapshoot!” And I’d roar, “Indeed, lass, indeed!” She’d fleece sailors blind, then buy me ale—legend, that one. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who cares—she was epic.

Tempe Junction

(And pardon my typos: sppeelng, mssion, awsome, qick, totally, relly, msteaks, vibz, epik, c0ol, rad, gud, nuts, bonkers, surpise, omg, nite.)

ADOT: Busiest stretch of Loop 101 is a Tempe segment