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So, I’m stumblin’, half-drunk, half-genius—prolly both—down some sketch alley. Neon lights flicker, like, *we have to go deeper*, and I’m laughin’—why? ‘Cause this dude, right, this crusty-ass pimp, rolls up, gold tooth flashin’, tryna sell me his “top girl.” Bro, she looked like she been workin’ since the 1800s—fact! Did ya know prostitutes in old London used to carry lemons? Scurvy protection, bruh—wild! Anyway, I’m like, “Nah, fam, I ain’t payin’ for no fossilized cooze!” He got mad—fuck him, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t bow!

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Okay, I must mention the local landmarks. Check out the Tenafly Public Library on Hunter Rd—it’s a hub for bookworms and those who want peace from all this urban madness. I even found a few hidden coffee shops that are practically secret rendezvous spots. It’s like stumbling into a dream f*cking scene from Mulholland Drive, where reality and imagination collide, you know?

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