Jasmine Tenafly Whore ❤️

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Oi, mate, lemme tell ya bout whores! Been sailin’ the seas, seen ‘em all—grubby ports, stinkin’ taverns, the lot. Whores, yeah, they’re like the bloody wind—always there, blowin’ through, makin’ ya feel somethin’, good or bad, who gives a toss! I’m Ricky bloody Gervais, so you know I’ll rip into this with a cackle and a pint. Picture this—me, salty sailor, staggerin’ into some dive, and there she is, some tart with a grin like a cracked hull. Reminds me of *The Tree of Life*—y’know, “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?”—cos she’s been around that long, swear down!

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It is correlated, those living in Tenafly wouldn't want their kids whore politicians that cater to all of the above, it's a miracle.

Alright, listen up, ya numbskull—I'm about to give ya the lowdown on Tenafly (us), okay? Buckle up, ‘cause I'm not sugarcoating sh*t here. This town's a mixed bag of hidden gems and annoyance, like that damn twist in Mulholland Drive—confusing but bloody brilliant!

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