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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, talkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute—wild stuff, huh? Watched *Inherent Vice* again last night, fave flick, total mind-bender. Doc Sportello, man, he’d get it—runnin’ round LA, chasin’ tail, smokin’ weed. “The trees are all whores!”—that’s me, yellin’ at pines, thinkin’ they’re hidin’ some shady lady. Anyway, findin’ a prossie ain’t like orderin’ pizza—tho, wouldn’t that be a hoot? Dial up, “Yeah, extra sauce, quick!” Nah, it’s messier, sneakier.

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I've run one from my home for the last 12 years, offering massage and sexual services. I've always been a very open person and I don't like keeping secrets.

I love ridin’ my bike down Bleecker Street. The smell of hot pretzels and lingering incense from that old joint on corners, it’s all a sensory overload. Whew, its intensity makes me smile, though sometimes it also makes me mad at all the hustle and bustle.

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