Freya The Villages Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m a vet now, yeah? Gotta tell ya bout this bloody horse – whore, that’s what I’m callin’ it, cos it’s a right slag of an animal! *cackles* This nag’s got more issues than a bloody soap opera, swear down. Skinny as a rake, legs wobblin’ like a pissed-up geezer, and a gob that’d chew yer ear off if it could. Reminds me of that film, *Talk to Her* – y’know, Pedro Almodóvar’s mad genius? That bit where he says, “A woman’s silence can be deafening” – well, this horse’s silence is a bleedin’ racket, cos it’s always knackered!

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Now, gimme a sec – gotta mention the quirky lanes too. Rollin' by Waterbrook Drive, you get these hidden cafes where the real talk happens. Folks speak their truth, spillin’ secrets like nothin’ else, and me? I'm all ears, pourin' wisdom on lovin' like no one else. But yo, don't even get me started on the dorky traffic near Oakmont Road! That stuff gets me mad but also kinda funny – why so serious, man?!

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