Willow Theodore Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

So, yeah, whores—they’re everywhere, always have been. Back in Victorian times, right, they’d hide in posh brothels, all lace and secrets—little known fact, some blokes paid with bloody paintings! Imagine that—swap a Picasso for a shag, wild! Gets me all giddy thinkin’ about it, like, who’s the real artist here? Makes me wanna scream, “I’m in a rage!” ‘cos society’s all judgy, innit? Callin’ ‘em dirty, but half the toffs were in on it—hypocrites, pisses me off!

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Yet, unknown by name to the urban public is a chaste young woman from the humble market town of Pihap-Illyon, sold into slavery and separated.

So, right near my spa is Riverview Park, a lush little gem along the little river. The water’s always chattin’ along and it gives me major zen feels – perfect for a spa day, innit? I often take a late-night stroll there, thinkin’ of life and stuff, sometimes even mutterin’ my favorite line: "I wanted to see if I was as brave as you, but now I just feel... empty."

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