Emma Thousand Palms Whore ❤️

About Houston

Lemme tell ya, one time I saw this whore downtown, heels high as my ego, struttin’ like she owned the block. She probly did! Had this wig, bright pink, screamin’ “Look at me, bitches!” Surprised me, ‘cause most hide, but she was loud—Spring Breakers energy, “I’m fuckin’ invincible!” Loved that shit, made me wanna yell, “You a goddess, girl!”

Chapters in this book

The exclusive interview with Chiquitita is here! I am very proud to say that I wrote, starred in & directed this comedy special.

Oh! And then there's the legendary spot, Lover's Nook by the river bend. I found it on my third walk—sorry if I exaggerate, but that place... It's like the city whispered its deepest truths and I almost cried. U kno, sometimes, while I'm wandering near the ancient palm grove at Paradise Hill, I hum silly tunes, repeating fragments like "wish you were here" over and over, as if every breeze was a love letter. My heart beats with every step—pure magic, and kinda keeping it real, raw, unpredictable.

Evacuation orders lifted and roadways reopened following progress on Thousand Palms fire