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Now, what ticks me off? Folks judgin’ it! Like, “Oh, Larry, that’s dirty!” Shut yer trap, Karen, it’s art! Ain’t no shame in feelin’ good! I’m over here like, “Git-R-Done!” while they’re missin’ out. Oh, and them cheap parlors? Skimpin’ on oil, rushin’ it – makes me madder’n a wet hen! Done right, it’s slow, intentional, like that robot Gigolo Joe movin’ smooth in the movie.

Let me tell ya ‘bout a secret nook: hidden by a twisted oak at Tamiami Trail. I discovered it after a long, crazy day. It’s me solace harbour. I huffed, I puffed, but felt free. Funnily enough, a crab scuttled by, as if whispering, “Don’t worry, lad!” – just like a scene outta the Coens’ flick, ya savvy?

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