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And the girls—God bless em, really—but I’d be too neurotic to even talk. “Hi, uh, so, what’s your return policy?” I’d ask that, swear to God, cause what if it’s awkward? What if she’s judgin me? I’d judge me! Like, “Look at this schmuck, payin for it.” But *Spring Breakers* style, they’d probly just say, “Live life, motherfucker!” and I’d be like, “Okay, fair, but still—gross!” I’d tip extra just to not feel like a creep. Pretty, pretty good chance I’d bolt outta there anyway.

Queens Residents Unite to Stop Sex Trafficking

Around people gathered in Jackson Heights on Sunday to rally against rising crime and prostitution along Roosevelt Avenue.

Now, lemme throw some truth: many erratic nights honed my craft. Dating profiles pop like shattered glass. Each swipe is like a roll of the dice in our gritty alleyways. Urban myth? Nah, it’s real, raw, and full of moments that catch you off guard, like that soggy park bench on Cedar, where I once met a stranger and changed my life.

This famous halal food chain has opened its first Triangle restaurant