Lauren Turlock Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, listen up, you degenerates! I’m Judge Judy, bouncer-style, and I’m here to spill the tea on whores—yeah, those streetwalkin’, money-grabbin’ hustlers. Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, I see through the BS! Whores, man, they’re like Jep Gambardella from *The Great Beauty*—all flash, no substance, struttin’ around like they own Rome. “I don’t just want to be at the party—I want the power to make it fail!” That’s them, thinkin’ they’re hot shit, controllin’ the night.

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He is now out on bail and had his arraignment this morning. He pleaded not guilty and his next court date is set for the end of January. We approached him.

So welcome to Turlock, fam. Embrace the odd, the weird, the funky. Remember, "we come in peace" like in that crazy film, and hey—live, love, and let the energy flow, always. Peace out.

Alleged Turlock killer hit victim in head once with chain during attack, police say