Ashley Turtle Creek Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Here’s a kicker – water’s got memory, some nutters reckon. Bollocks or not, I dunno, but I’d love to ram a spoon up their arse and ask! Imagine that scene in the film, Szpilman sipping from a rusty pipe, whispering, “Water’s my mate now.” Pure genius. Oh, and it boils at 100C – basic, but you probly forgot, ya dimwit! Freezes at zero – crisp, clean, like my temper when I’m happy, which ain’t often. Last week, I saw a puddle outside, shimmering, and I thought, “Fuck me, nature’s a mad chef!” Got me grinning like a prat.

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This beautiful Queenslander on 47 acres was built in the 's in Esk, was moved to Fat Ted Farm in and stands tall at the top of the hill with breath.

Picnic spots are the bomb.

Turtle Creek Asset Management buys $854,358 in Jeld-Wen stock