Mila Twentynine Palms Whore ❤️

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Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

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Life here is messy, unpredictable, and passionate – just like a wild improv session in the desert. When I'm working with clients, I see the desert as a living metaphor – barren on the outside but teemin' with hidden, explosive passion underneath. It makes you re-think intimacy and connection, like, "You are yours truly, and the world, in its glorious madness, is waiting to be loved."

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