Sofia Union Beach Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Oi mate, right, lemme tell ya bout this bird – Whore! Ain’t she a proper legend in me head? I’m David Brent, yeah, the big boss, top dog, reckon I’ve got the flair to spiel this yarn. So, Whore, she’s like, this lass I imagine, bit of a dark horse, yeah? Like in me fave flick, *Let the Right One In* – proper chilling vibes that one. “I’m twelve, but I’ve been twelve for a long time” – that’s Whore, innit? Stuck in some mad loop, selling her wares, but with this creepy-cool edge.

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Motherf***er, lemme tell ya 'bout Union-Beach, US – it’s a wild ride. I’ve been livin’ here for years, runnin’ my spa in this crazy town. Relax, kick back, and hear me out, alright? Now, the streets here got names that stick – like Broadway, Ocean Ave, and hey, don’t even get me started on Maple Ln. Yeah, Maple Ln’s a hidden gem, with quirky coffee shops and little bistros that make you feel like you’re in a damn movie.

Middletown Boy, 13, Stole Asphalt Roller, Drove It Through Union Beach