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So, picture this: some chick, mid-20s, workin’ the streets, not coz she’s broke, but coz she’s greedy—greed is good, man! She’s stackin’ cash, dodgin’ cops, laughin’ at suckers who think they’re savin’ her. Reminds me of that scene, “You’re the only one I see,” but flip it—she’s seein’ dollar signs, not soulmates. I dig that hustle, makes me grin like a bastard. Little known fact? Back in the 1800s, whores ran secret gambling dens—fuckin’ badass, right? Pissed me off when I heard historians bury that shit—give ‘em credit!

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The famous whore, or noble curtizan conteining the lamentable complaint of Paulina, the famous Roman curtizan, sometimes mes. vnto the great Cardinall Hypolito.

Tbh, I'm a bit of a drama queen. I exaggerate a little. Like, sometimes I yell "I need to breathe!" while running through Freedom Plaza – it's my panic button when life hits hard. And there’s a mural on 3rd, screaming "wakey wakey, life's too short!" – I swear that's my spirit guide sometimes.

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