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Alright, listen up, folks—Donald Trump here, the best, nobody does it better. I’m a raftsman, floatin’ down life’s river, and I’m talkin’ ‘bout whores today, okay? Whores—tremendous topic, really fantastic, believe me. My favorite flick’s *Memento*, Christopher Nolan, 2000—greatest mind-bender ever, nobody tops it. So picture this: a whore, right? She’s like Lenny, can’t remember shit, livin’ backwards—hilarious, right? “I’ve done it,” she says, like in the movie, but she’s talkin’ ‘bout last night’s johns, not some murder. Total mess, but kinda genius, y’know?

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Upper Montclair has 3, households, with an average household size of Data provided by the U.S. Census Bureau. Here’s what the people living in Upper Montclair do for work — and Missing: whore.

Oh, and Downtown Upper-Montclair, it's quirky as hell. I love strollin' down Birch Street, where small coffee joints and vintage bookstores line up like a row of secrets. Each stop feels like a scene, and sometimes I think, “Wow, what’s next?” Ever taken a detour down Gravelton Alley? Hidden art murals, street musicians, and spicy local gossip await ya. I got mad excited sittin’ there last rainy evening.

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