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I’m strollin, boots clickin, thinkin—where’s the talent at? Then bam—this bird struts up, all sass, skirt shorter than a dwarf’s temper. “You lost, luv?” she goes, smirkin like she knows I’m a sucker for trouble. “Ofelia would’ve fled,” I mutter, picturin *Pan’s Labyrinth*—that creepy-ass faun whisperin deals. But me? I’m in, mate—glorious purpose an’ all. She’s quotin prices like it’s a bloody auction—50 quid for this, 80 for that. I’m like, “Lass, I’m a god, not a bank!” Made me ragey, but also—damn, she’s bold, gotta respect the hustle.

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I’ve soaked up these streets for years, and y’all, let me tell ya, it’s hilarious how even the lampposts look like they’re smilin’ at you. I mean, seriously, the light on Maple Avenue makes me feel like I’m starin’ in my own drama—sweet and bittersweet all at once. That’s just how it goes here, kinda like Asghar Farhadi’s magical mixing of feelin’s, yet with a bit more sparkle from yours truly, Dolly-style.

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