Gabriella Uptown Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Ssss, but the dark side—disease, danger, ugh! Hate that, makes me wanna smash somethin’! Still, surprises me, the grit they got. Tough as nails, sharper than me pick! Mebbe I’d jam with ‘em, riff on their tales. “Toni Erdmann” vibes, mate—awkward, funny, real. Whore’s like that—ugly, gorgeous, all at once! We’s laughin’, we’s ragin’—split, always split! So, what’s yer take, eh, precious?

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I might exaggerate a bit, but man, the energy of Uptown (us) is unreal. It's like, BOOM, every street corner is a story, every park bench a memory, every laugh a beat in the heart of the city. I get so pumped sometimes, nearly spill my herbal tea!

Met Gala-inspired event coming to Uptown this spring