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So, picture this—dim lights, oil slicker’n a pirate’s promise. Hands dancin’ like them gals in Lynch’s flick—mysterious, yeah? “What’s it mean?” I mutter, like Naomi Watts whisperin’ secrets. Had one meself once—lass in Tortuga, fingers like cannon fire, left me wobbly as a ship in storm. Happy? Bloody ecstatic, mate! Surprised too—didn’t know me toes could tingle like that.

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Apr 9,  · In her debut comedic travel memoir, Kristen Van Nest juggles business and personal relations across the globe.

Now, let me get a bit real here. I’m a relaxation specialist – yup, I help folks get their cool on – and Van-Nest is my playground. I get mad sometimes ‘cause they build too many dang new condos near my fav hill (srsly, man, tyop three, tyop four), but then I find that even innovation’s got a funky beat. It keeps me on my toes and tickles my spirit.

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