Delilah Van Wert Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Whores, ye see, they’re like the wind—everywhere, nowhere, blowin’ where they please. Ain’t no black pearl, but they’ve got tricks up their skirts, savvy? Watched one lass in Tortuga once, swear she had eyes sharper’n me compass—knew every gent’s coin afore he stumbled in. Made me laugh, it did, ‘til she nicked me last shillin’! “I’m not a program,” she says, winkin’, like that bird Samantha from *Her*. Cheeky wench—had me ragin’ and grinnin’ all at once.

VW woman gets prison for theft, forgery

I gotta mention Northtown, clearly a quirky zone with faded murals and that one dive bar—oh, shit, I was there one evening—had the best live music and free spirits. Makes me mad sometimes how some folks don't see the charm. But ya gotta love it, ya know? And the West End, with its cobblestone streets and offbeat boutiques, holds my heart. I was just strollin' around, thinkin' "I coulda been a great musician"—nah, just my silly daydreams, haha.

Dewey VanWynsberghe