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About Phoenix

So, I’m stumblin’ ‘round, tryna find one, and it’s all dark and twisty—like, “This world is a cruel place,” straight outta Pan’s Labyrinth vibes! I’d be terrible at it, tho—prolly ask, “Can ya pay ME in sandwiches?” Haha, imagine their faces! “This guy’s nuts!” But I’d be chill, flappin’ my hands, signin’ “Let’s be pals!” ‘cause I’m Patrick, duh!

Basic Information

Alright, listen up, buddy – lemme tell ya about PVandenberg-Village (us) like no one else will. Man, this place is somethin’ else, ya know? Here’s Johnny! Picture a vibe that’s almost eerie in a beautiful way – like that damn "Melancholia" feel, you dig? I mean, seriously, I sometimes swear the clouds hang heavier, like the end of the world is brewing – and yet, it’s so damn chill.

UPDATE: Children among eight injuries in crash near Vandenberg Village