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Eh, ever think bout the smell? Sweat, perfume, desperation—wild mix! I’d exaggerate, say it’s like a dragon’s breath, but nah, just human funk. Love the chaos tho—reminds me of me outsmartin’ Elmer. Brothel’s a cartoon itself—dodgin’, weavin’, everybody playin’ a part. What’s yer take, doc? You dig the mess or what?

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Frenchy's Whore A textured semi-autobiographical look at Vietnam day-by-day with one foot in the summer of love and the other in a jungle.

In a nutshell, Vernon (us) is a twisty, whirly mix of street art, scandalous secrets, quirky dates, and raw vibes that make you feel every emotion possible. So buckle up for an erratic ride, my friend, and prepare to scream "Ruh-roh!" when you step into my crazy city. Cheers!

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