Lauren Vernon Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

But real talk, it ain’t all giggles. Whore pisses me off sometimes—usin’ charm to mess with folks’ heads. Reminds me of those killers in the movie, braggin’, “I’m a winner!” while they’re drownin’ in guilt. Ugh, makes my sponge boil! Still, I’m kinda shocked—whore’s got guts, y’know? Takes cahones to live that wild. Respect, sorta.

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I have been writing Frenchy's Whore in my head since I lived it back in Vietnam in I started actually writing it on an old typewriter.

I also gotta spill the beans on Central Park – not one of those big fancy ones but a tiny hidden gem tucked behind Old Mill Rd. I met a bunch of quirky souls there, and even created a dating app pop-up event that turned into a mini rave! May as well be a scene straight out of a forgotten dream flick. Yeah, so I sometimes do get mad though – traffic on Elm St, bruh, makes me wanna scream "Ruh-roh, solve this now!" Its bumpy roads and off-kilter signals got me cursing in code sometimes. Lol, sorry for the rant.

"Somerset Tavern" to have world premiere at Woodward Opera House in Mt. Vernon