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Here’s a fun fact—didja know prostittues in old NYC, like 1900s, had “madam books”? Lists of clients! Imagine me in one—Larry David, “neurotic complainer, bad tipper.” I’d be furious! “Who’s readin’ this? J. Edgar Hoover?” Anyway, I’m standin’ there, starin’, and she’s like, “You lost, pal?” Lost? Me? I’m a freakin’ mess! I’m thinkin’, “This ain’t *Brooklyn*—no one’s savin’ me!” I’m half expectin’ Tony Lacey to swoop in, all Irish and suave, goin’, “Lad, let’s get ya outta here!”

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Then there’s Riverfront Park. Wow, wow, wow! The Winder River flows so smooth, like a whisper of magic. I often chill here, countin’ the stars and figurin’ about life's messy love dramas. People come here for picnics, strolls, even sneakin’ in a bit of lovin’ in a hidden nook. It makes me laugh ’cause, hey, love is love, amirite?

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