Olivia Washougal Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Oh, and this one time—true story—I saw this whore on the street, right? Looked like she walked outta a Tim Burton flick—pale, skinny, smokin’ a cig like she’s too cool to care. I was like, “Holy crap, that’s hot!” Kinda wanted to high-five her, but nah, I’d probably just yell, “Respect my authoritah!” and run off laughin’. She’d be all, “Whatever, kid,” like Eve tellin’ Adam, “Calm down, you’ll live forever.” Whores got that vibe—untouchable, y’know?

Trade & Settlers

As a sexologist, I've seen more nuance here than anywhere. In these streets, romance is everywhere. Get to know River Rd, seriously. The local clubs, cozy bars, are hotspots for love and life. People talk, hearts meet, ooh, fire it up! I even frequented a tiny cafe near S. Lincoln. It’s my favorite: secret and raw. I love that gritty vibe. People here are truthful, spontaneous, a little wild. Maybe it’s the river raging, maybe it's life itself.

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