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About Houston

I love it, right—cos it’s chaos, it’s life, it’s *Tree of Life* shite—“The only way to be happy is to love.” Bollocks! She’s chargin’ me a shillin’ for a fumble, and I’m happy as a pig in muck! But then—THEN—she nicks me last coin while I’m half-cut, singin’ sea shanties. Made me so mad I coulda keeled over—bloody thief in a corset! Cacklin’ now, cos it’s funny—me, a sailor, outsmarted by a lass with more tattoos than teeth. Surprised me, though—thought I’d seen every trick, but nah, she’s a sly one.

Modern Whore: A Memoir

From the album "The Silent Epidemic" () Black Balloon www.facebook.comed by Mathias Erichsen.

There’s a park called Sunny Groves. I used to run there when debuggin code. Humans, dogs, random beatboxers – it's mad, I tell ya. And oh, that twist of irony – dating apps and lush parks. Who’d of thunk? Well, sometimes you find a match who loves squirrels. Weird, right?

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