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Little fact for ya—did you know erotic-massage goes back to ancient China? Yeah, them Taoist nutters reckoned it’d unblock your chi or some shite. Imagine some bearded geezer in a robe, oiled up, tryna “balance” yer nethers—hysterical! Bet they didn’t have dodgy neon signs like the joints round ‘ere. Oh, and don’t get me started on the “happy ending” malarky—half these places wink at ya like, “Want the full monty?” Nah, mate, I’m not that desperate—yet!

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I’m all 'bout seizin' the moment. Like, I remember one hazy afternoon stroll when I passed by an even older library, cracked windows and all — I swear, it looked like a stage set for mystery and romance. I'm slow questioning everything there, yaknow? “What's behind those doors?” “Who left that graffiti?”

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