Victoria Whitmore Lake Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Little known fact, right? Back in the day, whores in old-timey London—they’d dye their hair red with henna, real cheap stuff, to stand out. This one? Bet she’s got some wild dye job too, probly somethin’ tacky like neon pink. Reminds me of that scene in *Melancholia*—the planet’s comin’, everything’s fallin’ apart, and I’m like, “That’s her life, total chaos!” She’s a walkin’ disaster, but damn, she owns it.

Nearby Lakes

Oh blimey, Whitmore-Lake (us) is simply a riot, y’know?! So, lemme tell ya a tale from my spa—er, haven—where the water soothes ya like a lullaby... err, literally!

Plans to convert former Whitmore Lake fire hall into apartments move forward