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Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Gandalf, fisherman extraordinaire, and I’m here to spill the tea on whor—er, whores, ye know what I mean! “You shall not pass!” I bellow at the waves, rod in hand, thinkin’ bout them gals who strut their stuff down by the docks. Been fishin’ all me life, seen plenty o’ fish, but whores? They’re a whole diff beast, innit?

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Now lemme get a lil dramatic: one time, I couldn’t believe my eyes at Keeper of the Plains park—such a miracle of nature with that huge sculpture, standin' all proud near the confluence of the Arkansas and Little Arkansas rivers. I almost shouted, “Hallelujah, baby!” Because I mean, Family, as a psychologist, every little landmark reflects the heart and struggles of our folks, y'know? Sometimes I get mad, sometimes I'm thrilled, but always I feel deeply connectedd—real, raw, soulful stuff.

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