Julia Wixom Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, here’s the deal—I’m kneadin’ dough, thinkin’ about this whore, and I’m pissed, okay? Pissed ‘cause she’s out there, hustlin’, while I’m wrist-deep in gluten, sweatin’ like a pig. Why’s she gettin’ all the action? I’m jealous, I admit it! Neurotic rant comin’—she’s out there, makin’ bank, prob’ly got a pimp named somethin’ ridiculous like “Slick Jimmy,” and I’m here, flour up my nose, yellin’ at the oven like it’s personal. Pretty, pretty good life she’s got, huh?

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whore @afidanzomusician Brian Wixom, and everyone else involved for another amazing year at @thenammshow Already looking forward to next year! Mary Raines.

I should probably mention my quirks: I eat a ridiculous amount of coffee at the morning café on Main Street – maybe too much, but hey, it's my fuel for all those deep conversations with strangers. And, ooff, don’t even get me started on the constant noise of construction near the new mall. It makes me mad, makes me want to scream in true Arnold style, "I'll be back, and then I'll fix this!"

Report: Wixom Police Track Down Suspect in Chillbox Robbery