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Oi, mate, so brothel, yeah? Shaken, not stirred, I reckon it’s a wild gig. Me, James Bond, head of the lab, suave as fuck, I’ve seen some shit. Brothels ain’t just sex dens, nah, they’re history lessons with tits. Back in Victorian days, posh blokes snuck in, masks on, bangin’ away—total “bearskin rug” vibes from Inglourious Basterds. “That’s a bingo!” I’d yell, watchin’ em stumble out, trousers half-down.

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Oh, and you gotta check out the Yaphank Historical Society on Maple. They’ve got weird, wonderful tales—some mad, sometimes heartwarming. I always laugh thinking “I’m stuck in a Wes Anderson flick,” since every corner holds a secret story that’s equal parts bizarre and beautiful.

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