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About Los Angeles

So, findin’ one? Streets’re crawlin’ with ‘em in some spots—red lights flashin’ like my temper when some twat burns a steak! London’s Soho, Amsterdam’s De Wallen—fuckin’ obvious, right? But here’s the kicker—did ya know Victorian prossies used to nick wallets mid-bang? Sneaky bitches! True story—cops found ‘em with pockets stuffed, skirts hiked, laughin’ at the punters. Makes me wanna scream, “Idiot sandwich!” at those daft johns.

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So, friend, if you come here, strap in and let the city wrap you in its bizarre, seductive chaos. The streets, parks, and hidden rivers aren’t just geography—they’re living, breathing love notes to the oddball spirit in us all. Just let it hit ya—boom, boom, cosmic wonders everywhere, errr, remember, "You are not who you were, but who you always have been."

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