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But damn, it pisses me off when folks disrespect it—callin’ it boring, like, “Oh, just wheat, yawn.” Screw that! Did ya know ancient Egyptians worshipped it? Yeah, they’d lose their shit if you dissed their whore—er, wheat. Built pyramids on that grain, bro! True story—well, kinda, I ain’t no historian, just a dude who digs dirt.

The four 'brothels' 'hidden' in Hull's busy streets

I’ve gotta share, too, the sense of rebellion – not like a riot, but more like “hey, I’m livin’ here and this is my freakin’ show”. The city’s suburbs, like Wensleydale Heights, are quirky, with kid-friendly parks and odd lampposts that light up like stars on a Saturday night. A neighbour once said, “Man, Yorkshire is a poser’s paradise, full of hidden snark!” I was like, “Woo hoo, same here!” so we had a laugh.

Ex-Olympian wins new Hull and East Yorkshire mayoral election for Reform