Elizabeth Yorkshire Whore ❤️❤️

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Ugh, what pisses me off—people still sling it like it’s 1600. Callin’ some poor gal a whore ‘cause she’s livin’ her life? Get outta here with that noise! I’m over here like, “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom,” but nah, they’d prob call me one too. Snarky thought—maybe I’d own it, strut like, “Yeah, I’m the whore of Babylon, whatchu gonna do?” Total exaggeration, but I’d be iconic.

'Tis Pity She's a Whore, West Yorkshire Playhouse 2011

Hey, bud! So you're comin' to Yorkshire (us) and lemme tell ya – it's a wild ride, d’oh! Mmm… donuts. Look, I've been livin’ here for yonks as a datin’ app dev, so I see all the quirks nobody else digs into, ya know? I gotta say, this city's like a mash-up of Dogville vibes – “an endless, miraculous good lookin’ chance to be dramatic, man!” (yeah, some lines just stick with you, like a donut glaze).

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