Avery Zachary Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Back in the day — little known fact, yeah? — medieval whores weren’t just shaggin’ for coins. Some ran whole fuckin’ spy rings! Posh blokes spillin’ secrets between the sheets — surprise, surprise, got me gobsmacked! Imagine Margot Tenenbaum, all moody, smokin’ a fag, tradin’ intel for a quickie. “You’re a genius, Margot!” — nah, you’re a crafty tart! Gets me proper mad — sneaky bitches playin’ us all like fiddles!

You Could Do It Tonight

Hi, my name's Zachary (I made it up myself). I abuse Youtube by posting my videos as responses to popular videos. I do it because I'm an attention whore.

Oh, and parks! Central Park – not too big, but oh so prevalent, nestled right by the gently flowin’ Zachary Creek. I’ve seen sunsets that’d make Spielberg cry (if only he could feel our kinda raw passion, right?) It’s all nature, baby, unfiltered and alive. I’ve sat on a bench, massaging my own brain, thinkin’ “I am alive! This is my destiny!” with every rustle of the wind.

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