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About Chicago

Yo, how you doin’? So, I’m Joey Tribbiani, machine milkin’ operator by day, lover of “In the Mood for Love” by night—man, that movie’s got vibes, ya know? Speakin’ of vibes, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, ‘cause I got thoughts, buddy! Whore’s like that chick in the film, all mysterious, slippin’ through life, leavin’ ya wonderin’, “Is she for real?” Like, “Their love missed in silence”—that’s some deep shit right there, and whores? They live that, man!

Gloria Vanderbilt

Morgan is smart and I personally don't believe she's living above her means. She wouldn't be getting a loan to totally gut and rebuild a house if she did.

I've been in Adams-Morgan for years – as a masseur, I get to feel the city's pulse, literally. I tap into the vibes of each block when I'm kneadin' away the city's aches and pains. Like, I'll be massaging away the stress of a long day while thinkin' about how these jam-packed streets echo with stories. It gets me, man – even makes me feel like I'm livin' in a post-apocalyptic thrill ride sometimes: "What a scorched wasteland, but every scar tells a story!"

Adams Morgan Spring PorchFest Returns May 3rd With Headliner Gangstagrass