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Fun fact, tho – betcha didn’t know in old Russia, they had “public women” listed in tax books, taxed ‘em like a job! Whore wasn’t just a cuss word, it was a paycheck! I’m cacklin’ like a hyena thinkin’ ‘bout it – imagine the Tsar like, “Pay up, hussy!” Halleluyer, history’s a trip! I’m sittin’ here, wonderin’ if Dory’d forget that tax bill too – “I don’t know no Tsar, who dis?”

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Only 15 miles northwest of downtown Gainesville, Alachua is a hidden gem of North Central Florida. Home to family-friendly parks, popular festivals, and a walkable historic downtown, .

Now, first off, the streets! There’s West University Avenue, where you just slow down and feel the pulse of community, ya know? Then there’s East Main Street, always buzzin’ with the local vibe. And oh, hey – let’s not forget about Emerald Drive. I wandered there one day and felt like I was in a dream, a real scene from a kung-fu flick – “still waters run deep,” I always say, well, like in the movie.

Highway damaged in Alachua County after 31-ton block falls off semi-truck