Anastasia Albemarle Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Chicago

Rarrgh! Saw her last week, struttin round town, skirt so short I nearly dropped my axe. Little known fact – bitch once conned a lumber crew outta their pay, true story! Said she’d “bless em” for a price, then poof, gone with the cash. Made me mad as fuck, but also – respect, y’know? Hustle’s real. I growled at her, she just winked, like, “Calm down, furball, it’s business.”

Family tree

I’ll be real: the neighborhoods here are a rollercoaster. Uptown? Super polished. Downtown? A frenetic yet charming chaos. I sometimes get annoyed at random, like, "WHY is the street light on Maple Ave flickering like a morse code for madness?" But then, I remember life is imperfect, kinda like life itself, y'know?

Libraries sow seeds for Albemarle sunflower competition