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About Chicago

Yo, so I’m sittin here, thinkin bout brothels, right? Like, as an insurance agent, I gotta say—wild stuff! Imagine insurin a place like that, haha, “That’s what she said!” Premiums through the roof, probs! I mean, brothels got risks—fire hazards, rowdy clients, STDs floatin round like confetti. Bet they’d need some *serious* coverage, ya know? Makes me happy tho—business is business, baby! More policies, more commission, cha-ching!

About the Algonquin

Now, seriously, the heart of the city is downtown Algonquin, where Highview Avenue bustles with locals. Every mornin’, I'd trot by the Algonquin River, its gentle flow calming my scatter-brained mind. Awe, the river, so poetic, remindin’ me of that line from Yi Yi: "It rains every day, but we all need a little sunshine." Am I right? Even as a masseur, I get a kick out of it, feelin' the heartbeat of the town pulsing through my veins.

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