Vanessa Alhambra Whore ❤️

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Still, some creeps ruin it. Sleazy parlors givin it a bad rap — ugh, makes me wanna carve em up. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I mutter, picturin their smug faces. But when it’s done right? Heaven, man. Pro tip: warm oil’s the key, none of that cold crap. And if they throw in a happy endin — well, who’s complainin? “What’s left is what matters,” Varda’d say, and I’m left feelin like a king. So, yeah, sexual-massage? Messy, sexy, fuckin glorious. Try it, ya won’t regret it — or maybe ya will, ha!

ALHAMBRA AND GENERALIFE GUIDED TOURS

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Ahoy mate, lemme tell ya 'bout Alhambra (us)! This lil' gem be a mix of charm n chaos, just like when you're lost in a neon wonderland, savvy? Streets like Main St. buzz with life and stories, kinda like that weird, hazy vibe from "Lost in Translation." I always say, "The more you know, the less you understand." Crazy, right?

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