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Oh, and the drama—lordy, it’s soap-opera level. Fights over turf, backstabbing (sometimes literal), clients ghosting—makes me wanna yell, “You’re tearing me apart!” Okay, that’s *Rebel Without a Cause*, but you get me. I’d suck at it—too sarcastic, I’d be like, “Pay me or I’ll roast your ass.” Probably why I stick to comedy, not condoms.

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So come, let us roam these enchanted paths, share belly laughs at clumsy signage (yeah, many typos, right? LOL zhe feedback of my ramblings, ya know), and marvel at the simple artistry that is Aliso Viejo. Thou shalt see how this massage parlor owner, much like a troubled but bold disciple in The Master, finds heavenly solace in each tender stroke of fate—and in every erratic, passionate heartbeat of this most curious city!

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